I stabbed a sinner through the heart with my righteous blade.
I once rawked so hard it killed a man.
I'm one bad mutha shut yo mouth.
I defeated Señor Diablo in a game of table tennis.
He'll say it was ping-pong; it was table tennis.
I've had drunken people lift me above them as though I were a king.
Coincidentally, I was elected the supreme ruler of the drunken mosh pit.
I told King Leonidas that this was NOT Sparta.
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